fidget spinner

Cancerous toy made for kids with ADHD

Kid 1: I just got a 1,000 dollar fidget spinner!
Kid: Well at least I don't follow cancerous trends like you.

by Bruce Lee's left nostril June 14, 2017

fidget spinner

A sex position where the woman riding on top spins around on a man's dick.

Hey, Baby, wanna fidget spin

me and jim tried the fidget spinner last night it was sooooo good

by osstheboss June 6, 2017

fidget spinner

Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch

Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

fidget spinner

The literal embodiment of Cancer

John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?

by garothehobo June 4, 2017

fidget spinner

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.

Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.

by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018

fidget spinner

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.

Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!

by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018

fidget spinner

cancer

person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"

by pacman on crack July 13, 2017