famuse

"Famous" except you are either dumb or dyslexic. or both.

person 1: Famuse quote by my friend
person 2: You mean famous...?

by anonymous397638475692387456238 February 4, 2021

fatpuss

fatpuss is a word used to describe a variety of cunts, literally meaning an obese vagina. When you can physically grasp hold of the lips of a vagina, these are normal symptoms of a fatpuss

eg "I'm not doing intercourse with you, you fatpuss"

"Fuck you Chuntaro, you fucking fatpuss"

by MrMrSuperCool February 19, 2014

Mateus Fatus

{Ma-tay-us Fa-toos}
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.

Clear the halls for a wide load, a Mateus Fatus is coming!

by Mexirocker August 30, 2006

Fatmungus

Usually associated with someone of superior quality. Used in discontent.

"Whats up fatmungus?"
"That dude is fatmungus."

by Joshua C Carr November 7, 2006

[Faymus]

Unparralled lyricist. A next level rap artist who aspires to be among todays hip-hop elite. An 18 year old White Guy from Oklahoma. SSOK www.FaymusMusic.com

"That dude Faymus is an extremely articulate rapper."

"Faymus' lyrics are super-throwed"

by Faymus December 17, 2008

Fatus natus

Newly discovered taxanomic group denoting an organism like no other. Common names include "FatNat" or "FattyNatty". This gentle but giant creature tends to dwell in dark confined spaces in loft conversions with frequent ventures into daylight hours in an attempt to scavange scraps from "the treat shelf".

This extrodinary species can be distinctly identified with the cunning camoflauge technique of a birghtly coloured string like band around the waist for a inconspicious image. If you happen to come into contact with one of these rare and touching creatures do not judge too quickly as this is a big creature with a big heart.

"Eat breakfast like a Fatus natus, Lunch like a Fatus natus and dinner like a Fatus natus."

Fatus natus: "Health food makes me sick. Is 375g enough for one portion?."

"Its important to search for treats on a full stomach. I will need to energy to see my through."

"Money can't buy you love. But Mcdonalds can."

Scales: 23.4 stone. I am officially a Fatus natus.

by Food1 May 22, 2010

fattus shittus

when the phrase "fat shit" isnt enough so you have to add a bit of prestige to it.

nigga: ey u wanna grab some burgs?
other nigga: naw fam u fattus shittus, go lose some weight ya fat nigga
nigga: fuck you scum nigga (pulls out glock )

by ssmokingisbad May 29, 2023