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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
do you really need an example for this?

Penis, ball, cock, fart

When your friend has a weird vocal stim, and it catches on within the friend group.
Penis, ball, cock, fart. Penis, ball, cock, fart. Penis, ball, cock, fart. Penis, ball, cock, fart. Penis, ball, cock, fart.

cum fart cocktail 

After receiving a load of sperm in the rectum, the receiver farts out the juice which is then orally ingested by either parties or a third party.
Although Ayman wasn't an alcoholic, he wound up drinking a couple cum fart cocktails every night.

pussy fart cocktail 

a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...
Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny
“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock
fart-cocking by Rim-turd January 14, 2026