fannum tax

to steal ones food

"hey friend i see you are eating that Drake® Certifed lover boy cereal, let me fannum tax and get a bite"

by MaybeSword October 17, 2023

fanum tax

i have no fucking idea what this shit is pls someone explain

sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax i js wanna b ur sigma

by maattie October 14, 2023

fanum tax

the process of saying a word and then stopping right before completion.

ex. “hey guys, today we’re gonna”
“he just fanum taxed us!”

by Nightmare Fredbear October 30, 2023

fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.

Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!

by lingolamb October 14, 2023

Fanum Tax

when you blow on her back without her knowing

Damn, I really gave Janice the "Fanum Tax" last night, it was awesome.

by Weldini October 11, 2023

Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is a tax system created by a streamer called 'Fanum' who collects food tax whenever someone brings food to a house. He is also considered to be the fattest in a group.

"Ayo bro hide the Food before Fanum places his Fanum Tax"

by Stolas [MG] October 13, 2023

Fanum tax

To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.

Person:1 Oh man this kfc is goood.
Person2: time for the fanum tax boi!

by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023