falconer

1. the really creepy guy in the office mail room

In ref. to character from SNL.

Stop laughing here comes the falconer with the Fed Ex.

by thecharles September 22, 2007

Tom Falconer

A complete and utter Legend!

What a Tom Falconer!

by Justgivemeabloodyname July 7, 2017

Falconed

When you blow a lead so bad memes are created in your honor.

They Falconed the whole city of Atlanta when they blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl versus the Patriots.

by Goonism101 July 18, 2017

Falconer

Knower of all things. A know it all

Don't be such a falconer bro!

by Champ Longfellow April 16, 2015

Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question

student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"

by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011

mr falconer

a weak as piss dog
fuck you

fuck you mr falconer

by daquavis213 February 24, 2020