Falcon Smash

When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing

BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit

DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

by Falcon7489 March 29, 2016

falcon high school

Falcon High School is a school with people who smoke in the bathroom, excuse me, juul room, and get high. Full of snakes and ratsssss.

You smoke in the bathroom? You must go to falcon high school.

by bussdownthotiana October 22, 2019

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

Falcon Creek Middle School

A school that is just straight up shit period.

Falcon Creek Middle School is hell

by 96bih December 13, 2018

Falcon Creek Middle School

A rich kid school filled with perverted boys and ass showing white girls. White girls are considered the " queen bees" especially the extremely popular ones. people date the same person over and over again. Kids make-out in the hallways. Don't be popular because it is helllll.

Falcon Creek Middle School is the place to be.

by CrustyDoritoes100 October 12, 2018

Sea Falcon

The most dangerous creature known to man. It is a falcon that lives in the sea with a 8000 foot wing span, gills, and a fin. It can breath fire and shot laser out of its eyes. The Sea Falcons favorite food is kittens, lambs, babies, and humans. There is no such thing as night, just sea falcons flying. If anyone ever tells you that they have seen a sea falcon they are lying because they would be dead, the sea falcon sees you before you see it. The only way to kill a sea falcon is a gold bullet to a heart, but the catch is that they don't have hearts. The only other way to kill one is to make it listen to the entire Bleed America album by the band Jimmy Eat World, this has never been done.

Holy shit I think that up there in the sky is a Sea Falcon ahhhhh.

by Nathan, the sex god, Matthews February 19, 2009

Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.

Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood

by surprise baby March 30, 2009