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Fair as a goat’s ass

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A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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the law of fair sus

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Thou shalt not sus another nigga if thy nigga in question has admitted to be homo. However, it is fair for a openly homosexual nigga to sus a self-professed straight nigga
-Dude, I sus that guy Terrance from gym class.

-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo

-Oh well I still sus that nigga

-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
by Tenneswag420 January 3, 2014
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State Fair Syndrome

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A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league
Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed
by egge0133 June 19, 2007
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Fair Shout

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Another variation of fair enough, like thats a fair enough decision. Or just said whens theres nothing else to say.
John:Why did you do that then?
Bob:Because I felt like it.
John:Fair shout.
by Hozz12 February 22, 2009
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Speaking to Sky News after the swearing in of new ministers, Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd rejected the view that not enough women were promoted.

"Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate," he said. "If you were to compare what this Government has done in terms of the promotion of women of talent and ability compared with our predecessors, it's chalk and cheese."
by Sideshow? June 9, 2009
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fair suck of the sav

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An equal chance or share just like everyone else.

To be given a fair shake in life like anyone else.

Usually said when one person is hogging all the wealth.

Sav means saveloy or chipolata sausage or bright red cocktail sausage down under, usually served piping hot with toothpicks and accompanied by heaps of train crash.
eg: Kevin was second in line at the open bar, only to hear the bartender tell the guy in front that there were only 3 bottles of Coopers red ale left.
"Fair suck of the SAV, mate," he exclaimed, "what is this, a wedding or a funeral?"
by Col D'Fruit October 8, 2020
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When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.
Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.
by DragonMan800 August 31, 2019
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