fapuccino

What one does to naked pictures of Al Pacino

I ordered such a large fapuccino when I watched Scarface.

by pokypanda September 10, 2011

Fappuccino

A Cappuccino that instead of whip cream you use male ejaculation juice (a.k.a. Jizz, Cum, white cream)

I just bought a fappuccino!

by Macklemorgan Freeman May 13, 2014

fappuccino

The act of continuing masturbation post-ejaculation, to the extent of frothing the seed to a cappuccino milk consistency; upon achieving maximum froth, proceed to sprinkle chocolate powder (not of an anal variety) on top and enjoy.

Example 1:

"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."

by BrokenSanity August 9, 2016

Fagguccino

A fag, but with ice cream

That guy is a real fagguccino

by Ange1oWG05 August 15, 2018

Caffuccinoed

When your friends invite you to go for a coffee instead of going to have ice cream and chocolate because their feeling the effects of monching on too much cake, but then they toets and completely ditch you without telling you.

Brenda to group: yo, caffuccino at 1700?
Caroleto group : Yeah!!
3rd wheel To group: sure, I’ll meet you there.

Brenda secretly to Carole: yo, lets ditch the 3rd wheel and get some scissoring done!! Nom Nom Nom!
3rd wheel to group: ok guys, I’m here with my wife, where are you guys?

Brenda to group: oh we’re not coming. We’re doing stuff without you and decided not to tell you about it.
3rd wheel: dammit, I’ve been caffuccinoed again!

by Aaidan725 November 7, 2019