Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.

Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!

by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014

Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!

Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by King Jaffe Jo May 24, 2010

wash your face

To watch what you say, check yourself, show some respect

Bitch, betta wash your face lessin' you wanna get straight cut!

by Irresponsigirl! December 12, 2008

wash your face

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored

'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"

by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Washing Machine Face

Wrinkled scraggly face.

Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.

by Luke57 September 25, 2005

The Facewash

When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.

As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"

by Tommy Caps with appreciation to Cemelli December 10, 2004