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Eurodust

European pastries that aren't moist enough or sweet enough; they are dry and flavorless, and they crumble like dust.
Everything at the Polish bakery looked delicious, but it all tasted like Eurodust.
by CreepyTastik February 21, 2012
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Euroma

The funky smell of some European people who have poor hygiene habits. Especially applies to French guys wearing expensive suits who smell bad.
I can still smell the Euroma from that Eurotrash dude who walked by five minutes ago.
by Euroma Creator May 2, 2010
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Eurodancers

Eastern Europeans who flood the dancefloor when the DJ plays underground trance/house/electro music, and tend to get in the way of local clubbers. Males usually wear tank tops and light coloured jeans, while females tend to wear extremely skimpy outfits.
I hate it when your having a good time in Deja Vu and you suddenly find yourself surrounded on the dancefloor by eurodancers
by Rio123 May 11, 2010
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euromaidan

The term used to denote the 2013-2014 Ukrainian anti-government protest that has lasted for the past 3 months and 2 days. The Ukrainian people want their government to join the European Union and open free trade among the nation, but the government wants to keep its close ties to Russia.
"Have you seen the Ukrainian protest?"
"Oh you mean, Euromaidan? Yeah, who hasn't!"
by FrenchKing March 2, 2014
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Eurodouche

Noun, derived from douche bag.

A Eurodouche is a European who believes himself or herself superior to Americans because he or she is European. One who exhibits an superior sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.

In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, rightly mocking American food, people, or customs, knowing that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.

The Eurodouche is painfully aware of that almost no Americans have superior culture and knowledge, certainly not knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.
Bobby: "Hey, look at that pretentious French guy over there, totally mocking the Americans around him. If he hates our country so much, why does he come to vacation and study here? Look at how he is dressed, jeans way too tight, ripped as if it were still the 80's, and with a T-shirt with silly English slang on it spelled incorrectly--so not cool."

Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."
by Aardvark2000 August 3, 2011
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Eurodrop

A drop of a progressive house song that, at first, sounds like a major blue-ball (usually following a massive, melodic buildup), but then you realize when played live, it hits very hard because of the unexpectedness.

Traditionally a eurodrop has one single repeated sound or a couple notes rather than full-on chords.
What is a eurodrop?

- Listen to "Atom" by Nari & Milani at 4:25 following the huge, melodic buildup. One of the best eurodrops of all time.

- Another example is "Encoded" by Hardwell at 2:30.

- Lastly, "Epic" by Sandro Silva & Quintino at 3:44.
by I_Am_Spenca October 30, 2012
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Eurodork

A dork of the uniquely Euro persuasion, i.e., can't dress, wears things that light up/flash, listens to too much techno, can't dance and usually can't do any other physical activity without looking like a total spaz. Single-handedly destroys the popular concept that Europeans are suave and sophisticated.

Usually male and not bad-looking, but was just never taught to be cool.

Eurodorks are often German, French, or Dutch. They are rarely Italian, since Italy is one of the few Euro countries with any style, and rarely English, due to the power of the English accent to make anyone seem like they have a clue.
OMG, look at that Eurodork in the adidas and the tight-in-the-wrong-places Michael Jackson t-shirt. I think he is wearing acid-washed jeans.
by ladeeda April 22, 2006
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