euphons

A name for the coolest of the cool, will max out her credit card for people on the internet, not so epic of a gamer as she can't get a good K/D ratio in games and doesn't have gamer reflexes, has a response time of from one minute to three days.

- Will tell good jokes every now and then
- Is not like stellaaa
- Wants to be a scientist
- Is religious and Mexican
- Legally migrated to America proving women power by not jumping the fence and giving the finger to trump

Kid: I wish I had nitro it would be so cool.
Euphons: Here you go, have a nice day.

by swagn January 17, 2020

Euphonium

A baby tuba.

What the heck is a euphonium?

A baby tuba, dude.

by TotallyNotMe March 7, 2010

Euphorescent

A Fluorescent sense of euphoria

I hope your High is Euphorescent.

by Kylie Hyatt June 28, 2008

euphons

A name for only the cool, Is the coolest person you will meet, Stole her mum's credit card so she can give away gifts all the time, Lost in BlackJack due to a bust, Is very cool; Has lots of swag
-Euphons is also a convicted child molester (it is a nickname, The name euphons is a nickname for child molesters)
-Will make funny jokes

Kid: Man I wish i could buy discord nitro
Euphons: I will rape you first then you can get it

by Vapeinator November 7, 2019

Euphonium

Euphonium is basically a tuba, but instead of being a god-like instrument, they decided to make it bad.

Guy#1: Hey, do you know how cool the tuba is?

Guy#2: Yeah?

Guy#1: Let's NOT make the euphonium like that.

by Lord Squidward March 7, 2020

Euphonium

Absolute worst instrument in the world, go play tuba, or any other instrument. This crap is the worst instrument to start on. If you play this instrument, switch to tuba this instant.

Look, this dude is playing the euphonium, sounds like crap

by goeatsomething December 2, 2020

Euphonium

An uncommon low brass instrument im concert band and marching band. Euphonium players are "the chosen ones" selected by Hades himself to help bands sound like thsy came straight from Mt. Olympus

person 1: I play Euphonium
person 2: whats that?
person 1: It is a low brass instrument

by Bass Clarinetist January 15, 2025