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ETFP

Eat the fucking placenta!

Has something to do with Tom Cruise eating Katie Holmes' baby pouch.

A good replacement for STFU.
Go to hell and ETFP.
by JGood September 24, 2006
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Etfa

Wow! that skinny Munich fuck is such an Etfa.
by Iffyclover May 9, 2019
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etfc.

The definition of "etfc." is quite simple, actually: "et fucking cetera." It's basically the same as saying "etc." however the "f"—for "fucking"—adds just the right amount of emphasis if you're trying to put a point across. Or you could just use it as regularly as "etc." Whatever you want, really.
I wasn't really enjoying the burgers being served at the McDonald's, so I started to chuck shit (chairs, tables, cups, people, etfc.) at the idiotic employees.

Jim: So I was wondering if you were coming to the basketball game tomorrow. Are you?
Bill: Nah, I've got too much work to do. I gotta cook for my girlfriend, eat, shower, bathe, sleep, etfc.
Jim: That sucks, man. Well, see ya!
Bill: Bye. ¬¬
by TEF™ March 18, 2009
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ETFM

What? i dont understand how to make that, ETFM.
by c0re February 14, 2006
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etfw

Acronym for: "Eat the fucking whiteboard".

Indicative of a situation in which one does not have enough knowledge regarding an upcoming event.

Implies that the information was written down on a whiteboard at one point and that the information can be absorbed by "eating" the whiteboard.
"Yo Moe, I think I'm going to fail that math test in 2 days buddy."
"Just ETFW dude."
by Ov3rpowered August 25, 2021
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ETFD

by Bud C Morgan October 20, 2009
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w/e tf/e

- brb... #2
- w/e tf/e
by ggnore4life March 28, 2008
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