Epic Fail Guy

A 4Chan Meme that never seems to win, and fails in epic proportions. You can always see EFG in the infamous Guy Fawkes mask.

FUCKING GET... Epic Fail Guy fails at failing!

by Tokeyo Beat January 12, 2008

epic fail

Similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. Sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.

Person 1: Hi, Tech Support? I need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting.

Person 2: Ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting?

Person 1: ._.

Conclusion: Person 2 has had an Epic Fail

by DHB April 27, 2008

Epic Fail Whale

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing

!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.

by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!

camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll

by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008

Epic Fail

When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.

When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.

by Jumpondees September 8, 2009

Epic Fail

An extremely overused phrase said when someone makes a mistake

Hahahaha he didn't even come close to passing the easiest class in the school, what an epic fail

by Mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010