Eggshell Skirt

A man usually middle aged with a severely receded hair line leaving only the hair on the side of his head therefor resembling a skirt around is head.

One day you've got a great future a great job and a lush head of hair next thing you know your 46 single living in your parents basement heating up a hot pocket for breakfast with an eggshell skirt.

by Big Willy from Philly August 23, 2007

eggshell fine

1. Feeling whole, but fragile; when your self-esteem is at a peak yet a single word can break you
2. When a pale person is lookin' particularly good

1. I stunted tonight, but I was feeling eggshell fine
2. Ooh, he eggshell fine!

by Yoda Pez November 3, 2014

Eggshell

American slang used for when describing a tv show character that is from another country and has been added in later seasons of the show only because the show had become popular in that country.

Americans might consider Ani from 13 reasons why an eggshell or Bela from supernatural an eggshell.

Why are Eggshells always the most annoying characters.

Because there usually written like a Mary sue

by SatansCute December 7, 2020

Eggshell_eater2

The best TikToker ever
He loves to eat eggshells
Eggshell_eater2 is insanely cracked at fortnite(like Justin) and is a cool dude.

Oh no!it’s eggshell_eater2 we have to run before he kills us!

by Eggshell_eater2 April 19, 2022

Eggshell

(v) Eggshelling is when one or more parties engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, eventually ejaculating onto the top of her head, then waiting for a period of time for it to harden (normally takes 4-5 healthy men about 3 hours to accomplish) After the time it takes to harden, the men take turns donkeypunching the eggshellee in the back of the head to crack the headwarmer they created.

(Also Commonly known as the Cum-Helmet, Skeet-Hat, and Dapper Dan's Skull Cap of Fun)

Jamie Eggshelled me last night and now my hair is filled with sperm and i have really bad bruises on the back of my head.

I DARE you to eggshell that chickenhead, make her smazz or you haven't done it right, ya hear?

by Televangilist #247 August 30, 2006

eggshell

When a girl has no pubes. Usually, aimed at underaged chicks.

The chick I was fuckin last night had an eggshell finish

by NQ January 26, 2003

Eggshell panties

When a girls pants get wet from dancing at a club and you bring her home. When she takes her underwear off you hear the crackling of the eggshell's in her underwear

Dancing at a club with a girl and you get her so wet that when you bring her home she drops her panties and you hear the crackling of the underwear or the "Eggshell Panties"

by LinkStink December 2, 2009