Dutch Oven 

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

Dutch Oven by hooplah February 19, 2004

dutch oven 

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

dutch oven by Heinkel Winkle July 30, 2004

Dutch Oven 

Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.

Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.

Dutch Oven by Murph13 November 30, 2007

Dutch Oven 

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.

Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

Dutch Oven by Yacht-Master November 1, 2006

Dutch Oven 

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven

Dutch Oven by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

Dutch oven 

Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and the smell seeps out to your nose as soon as you lift the covers up. Because the smell is concentrated by the time it gets to you, it's ten times worse (or better, up to you) than it normally would be.

I farted under the covers. This is also known as the act of (or creating a) Dutch oven.

Dutch oven by bluthuf November 28, 2013

dutch oven 

The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of ass air waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.

Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)

dutch oven by Schiz October 16, 2008