dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

dumpster diving

Finding any random hott slut and inserting your wang in her asshole.

Anal sex with hott bitches.

To any other male: "Dude I went dumpster diving last night."

by taylor April 20, 2004

dumpster diving

1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it

2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask

Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.


dumpster diving!

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

dumpster diving

Attempting to solicit a cum dumpster for sexual acts. This typically takes place after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed.

Jerry: Dude, I haven't been laid in like 6 months.

Bill: Why don't you go dumpster diving? You could try that ho I met last night. I've heard she puts out like Wonka during Halloween. Plus, I think she's clean too.

by Bad Books January 22, 2006

dumpster diving

going down on a girl; to orally stimulate a female's genitalia

be sure to get to know a girl before going dumpster diving

by bagheera187 April 9, 2006

dumpster diving

The process of going down or eating out a woman's vagina. The vagina represents a dumpster with the individual performing the act thus representing a person(possibly a hobo or a trashman) getting trash out of the dumpster.

Jimmy got really drunk at that party and totally ended up going dumpster diving on Laura; she was quite ripe.

by dhme September 4, 2009

dumpster diving

fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck

I went dumpster diving again!

by angie December 13, 2003