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Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.
Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!
by KristynC July 31, 2008
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douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009
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duchen

a term for a cheap, expendable cigar of any brand used for the rerolling and smoking of blunts containing marijuana.

The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
Hey man, let's go smoke this duchen!
by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008
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duche nugget

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)
Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.
by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010
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Cunt Duchess

A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.
Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.
by TehPkmnMaster69696969 May 5, 2022
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douchey vuitton

An in the closet snob who wears expensive accessories but refuses to wear anything other then sweat pants and sweaters.
that douchey vuitton better hide his kids.
by morIVAN December 2, 2010
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Grand Duchy

A Grand Duchy is a state, run by a Grand Duke, or a Grand duchess.
The only Grand Duchy that still exists, is Luxembourg.
by Ólavur November 5, 2008
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