Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."
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Get the Driving Sock mug.Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)
I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.
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"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.
"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.
Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.
This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.
*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.
Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.
This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.
*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4
B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..
A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..
A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
Get the Driving Smack mug.when a new driver first gets his/her licence. they feel the need to drive everywhere, even when not neccacary
Eric caught a case of Driving syndrome erver since he got his drivers licence, he drives to places he dosent even need to go.
by evlo December 22, 2009
Get the driving syndrome mug.The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot...
Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....
Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....
Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
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