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Desmond

He will give you his heart and trust you with it. A creative person whose talent is seen in music. He is wonderful and doesn't mind dreaming and creating with you about what may come. Sensitive and strong he can make you fall in love with him within a nanosecond. Everyone is his core buddy. Women secretly love him when he speaks because he oozes charm and captivates you with his intense eyes and enthusiastic conversation. The best one to secretly watch in a crowded room. He is a worldly wanderer but always makes sure to make his presence known to the one who pines for him at home every night. Mornings are spent by his side for the longest time by making him stay for as long as possible before you have to absolutely get up out of bed. He loves coconut flavored drinks that remind him of someone special every time he drinks it. A great protector and caring person he'll attempt to take away all that hurts you all the time they happen. Loves animals and even would travel dangerous jungles with you. Photography and book reading go hand in hand with him. In touch with the news, he reads an actual newspaper old school style. His favorite shape can be made with interlacing two hands. He loves natural surroundings and the feel of small towns. He is the handsomest manly but still boyish person you'll ever meet. Shares showers with you but is sexiest in bed. Has one first tattoo. Practically a specimen for the picture of health and loveliness. He can pull off any style and own it.
Oh my God, that feels like a Desmond and looks like a Desmond sounds like a Desmond and acts desmondlyish as he walks down the street.
by Bouleigh May 7, 2017
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Law of Desmond

Anything Desmond can lose, he will lose.
"You lost at Smash Bros again, dude... Law of desmond"
by Your mom is hot Desmond August 21, 2018
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Domoshey

-The half-jew that is sleeping with your wife, killing your dog and or cat, and getting your children addicted to drugs all at the same time.
Jack "I need to know the name of the man who is with my wife."
Wife "I know him only as Domoshey"
by DomosheyForLife March 4, 2009
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DomoJuice

To eject semen from the body at the moment of sexual climax. In other words, ejaculation.
"You're going to make me DomoJuice all over your face!"
by Jeremy.. February 15, 2018
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Desmond Elliot

A senator in Nigeria that constructed a toilet as a constituency project and a man who doesn't have anything to offer.
Eg- Nothing good comes from Desmond Elliot
by Barrister Emmanuel May 13, 2021
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Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.
"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"
by 69 guy May 9, 2009
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domo arigato, mr. roboto

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
by deggdegg2001 June 21, 2005
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