Dojo Rat

Dojo Rat:
(1). Intensely motivated Martial Arts practitioner. Always working out at the training hall (Dojo).
(2). An old Martial Arts hack that has been around forever and can still kick ass. See dojorat.blogspot.com
(3). All of the above

(1). Zac The Dojo Rat is always at the damned Dojo.
(2). Tom is an old Dojo Rat dude but he can still crush your face.
(3). I'm scared of those Dojo Rat guys.

by Dojo Rat April 8, 2009

Dojo Fluid

Dojo fluidity refers to change over time in the dojo that person chooses to rep (cobra Kai or myagi do) That change might be in karate moves, but not identity, or in one specific dojo, Or both dojo and moves might change together.

Omg, he is repping cobra Kai while doing the crane kick! He must be dojo fluid.

by skidmark_07 October 18, 2022

dojo storming

Challenging a dojo. I can refer to one or more people who basically like the name suggest storm into a dojo and challenge the people who are there. In the modern age it's becoming more uncommon for these things to happen. Which may be a reason for the sudden prevalence of Mcdojos.

Rick: Did you hear how my boy dojo storming that Mcdojo group Shaolin-Do?

Sam: He won right?

Rick: Of course he won against those bullshit artist.

by nappyheaded December 14, 2006

dojo rodeo

The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.

I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!

by Johnnnyboi February 14, 2008

Dojo Tan

A martial artist without any tan at all, very pale. Unlike many people who workout in gyms or health clubs, who are usually tan. Someone who is spending all there time in the dojo training and not going out in the sun. Usually a serious martial artist.

Bob's pretty serious about getting his blackbelt, he's got a dojo tan.

by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

Dojo Gangster

Someone who steps into a dojo/gym and thinks they are hard when they used to play soccer or other non combat sports, by wearing tapout shirts claiming to be a real fighter with only two weeks of martial arts training.

" hey man don't fuck with me i do ufc "

" ye man that guy is a dojo gangster "

by szalay September 22, 2011

dojo boy

a man who is very bad in bed, originally from a man who is always in the dojo.

you are a dojo boy

by JimmyK September 18, 2003