The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.

Chad is the dogs bollocks

by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021

the dogs bollocks

Special style Korean meatballs.

Mr. A: Those Koreans eat too many dogs.

Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.

Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*

by Mr. Wun Hung Low March 18, 2008

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

Dog's Bollocks

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

dog's bollocks (the)

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

by Andy March 15, 2004

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

dog's bollocks (the)

British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.

"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004