chocolate doghouse

After dumping a huge load of shit in the john, you jam a girls head in the toilet and fuck her in the butt. when you are about to blow your load you pull her head up and go in her mouth, punch her in the face and then give her a swirly.

I gave monica a nasty chocolate doghouse last night, and then she puked on me.

by Feason February 1, 2007

in the doghouse

A place with no sex.

John: Man, this sucks. I got put in the doghouse.
David: Sounds like no fun for you.

by Urban Definer Dude February 22, 2015

cadillac in a doghouse

a huge dick in a tight pussy. opposite to a hotdog in a hallway

when i fucked that virgin last night with my mile-long schlong, it was like trying to fit a cadillac in a doghouse.

by Mr. B0jangles. May 1, 2014

Doghouse

The loud and dedicated fan base of the Northeastern University Huskies, particularly, but not limited to Men's hockey. Never deterred by fickle seasons, the Doghouse faithful are dedicated to cheering on the Husky team, while keeping cheers clean and classy, a rarity in Hockey East, and college hockey in general. The Doghouse has grown to take over the upper bowl of their home, historic Matthews Arena. They also tend to be the loudest and most cohesive group of fans at the annual Beanpot, and bring large groups of fans to all away games.

After a brash crosscheck, the Doghouse chanted 'Get off the ice!" until BU's Yip exited the ice with his head hung low.

by Huskies101 March 24, 2009

doghouse

A small box round the back, commonly used by workmen.

Also known as 'the tradesmens entrance'

Yea Sheila LOVE'S it in the doghouse, shes not so keen on muddy paws all over her fresly washed (front door) rug.

by James H Dalglish December 9, 2012

Doghouse

Verb. The insertion of objects or substances (usually contraband) into one's anus for the purpose of 1. Smuggling items, or 2. Clandestine absorption of narcotics through the lining of the anal cavity. Extremely useful for the habitually incarcerated or the closet drug abuser.

Ann- "Those molly are finally kicking in."
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)

Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."

by philoramarobot October 31, 2013

doghouse

The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:

hanging out with girlfriend's friends

not drinking a ton

spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings

becoming a male BFF to a female

being a vegetarian

truly caring for other people

etc.

Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."

Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)

by DMX mugshot May 14, 2011