dick in a dogs ass 

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

dick in a dogs ass by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

Hot dogs and ass 

The act of burning the fuzzies off your socks and farting in your hotel room. The simutanous act smells of Hot dogs and ass.

Brian "Dude quit lighting your socks on fire and farting"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"

Hot dogs and ass by thebb79 January 23, 2011

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE 

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021