by ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ February 13, 2021
"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"
"yes"
by mike lemon May 03, 2009
No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.
Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
Why does urban dictionary hate me
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020
by my pp is just tooo hard March 25, 2021
It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.
Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2024
by Not a heather January 16, 2022