Why does no one love me?

"Why does no one love me?"

A question asked by many people, truth be told many people love you.

girl: "Why does no one love me?"
guy: "What do you mean? So many people love you!

by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 12, 2021

does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

Why does urban dictionary hate me

Is it because I say oof too much because I really am trying to change my awful ways

Why does urban dictionary hate me

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.

All this writing it does me ed in

by rickyness March 28, 2023

What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.

Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022