your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

Dodgy Butcher

Brittish Slang for a homosexual, gay man.

"Simon's a dodgy butcher..."
"what do you mean?"
"He likes getting his meat round the back.."

by ScottishDave September 3, 2005

dodgy curry

A situation, person or object that look OK at first but turns out to be something real bad.

Look out for that chick, because she's a real dodgy curry!

by Marre September 29, 2007

dodgy

something suspicious, or otherwise questionable

If a deal seems a bit dodgy, or too good to be true, follow your gut.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 13, 2022

dobayek

farsi word for a threesome involving 2 men and 1 female. 1 man fucks her in the pussy and the other up the ass.

person 1: man that girl is soo delicious!
person 2: hell yea, we should give her rufies and dobayek her all night long

by horny fob January 12, 2010

dodgy

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.

"Ehhh, I dunno, that piece is pretty dodgy. It's all rusty, hasn't been used in a few decades, it might fall apart."

"Smuggling ganja out of Mendocino could get some tall dollars, but it's a dodgy scam, the cops proly bust people for that all the time."

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003

Dodalicious

Greater than fergalicious and delicious and in the eyes of the mighty DODA.

It's dodalicious, my body stays vicious.

Dayummm, dat girl is totally DODALICIOUS def.

by Quandres January 27, 2010