Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

Severe Diverticulitis

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019

Diertay

Another term for dirty

Did you not hear boo im Diertay

by therealbigdirty March 7, 2014

diertbag

a girl that things shes so cool by having sex with her boyfriend everyday and gives herself an abortion by sticking a hanger up her pussy to pop the baby.

im sry but jessica kehm is a diertbag. cool dude.

by ur mom June 20, 2003

porque es divertido

"Because it is fun."

When porque (because) is asked in Spanish class, this is the typical response.

?Porque vivo en -----? (Why do you live in (city)?
Porque es divertido. (Because it is fun.)

by loflcopter March 30, 2011

Joe Dierte

A girl you see that seems to resemble Joe Dirt played by David Spade. If you remember, he said he calls himself Joe Dierte because it sounds fancier.(You also call the girl this so she does not know what you are talking about). In order to fit Dierte specifications
1)Said girl must resemble the character of Joe Dirt.
2)Said girl must have hair cut similar or identicle to the mullet that Joe Dirt has.
3)Said girl must be extreamly annoying and and douche-baggy
And Finaly,
4)Said girl must be the all around most dirty and filthiest person you know.

WTF dude? Look at that Joe Dierte.
Shut the fuck up Joe Dierte.

by Winston Samsonite April 28, 2008

meckel's diverticulum

something found within 2% of the world's sexiest men. while it might sound like a sexual fetish for someone named meckel, it is actually a medical condition that only super hot sexy men get.

meckel's diverticulum= a medical condition........

by kermitcianos June 19, 2009