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Mars area School District

Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.
😳 Mars Area School District Bomb Threat No school Today
by IdkBored August 14, 2019
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Douglas Country School District

Douglas county school district that is located just south of Denver CO. This school district is best know for being the first government funded school district to be ran by penguins (aka comeplete fucking ass holes who would rather have all their 61,000 students die in snow related accidents so they can receive one more of an “education"). The last reported snow day was more then two years ago. The superintendent Dr. Elizabeth Celania-Fagen is a complete bitch who is butt buddies with the owners of an educational company that is getting shit rich off of dcsd by implementing shitty learning systems that the students don't understand and the teachers think is retarded (can include; WCO, 21st century skill, etc...).
Don't you just love having to go to school on snowy days? If you do go to Douglas Country School District!
by Hockey140121 February 22, 2015
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a shit hole in the earth made by the devil in which young children are sent to be tortured and have their heads stuck up teachers asses
Golly all the teachers at sv really are cum guzzlers.
by peter brady March 14, 2005
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LAUSD (LAWLESS AND UNETHICAL SCHOOL DISTRICT)

Acronym For lawless and unethical school district. The second largest school district in the nation is notorious for protecting pedophiles and white chalk crime sprees. In LA people go to great expense and trouble to send their children to other districts or private schools.
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company
Many LA teachers believe sending your child to an LAUSD (Lawless AND Unethical School District) campus is child abuse.
by Chance La Rue October 4, 2013
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Colby school district

A fucking prison with fat ass ms sweeder, mr gayn and ms kinker
I love attending Colby school district
by Ms sweeder is gay November 11, 2019
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Mifflin County School District

Mifflin County School District where you can walk into the girls bathrooms and find a mix of emo, weird, smelling bitchs. If you stick around long enough you could be hooked up with some fentanyl and heroin. Your either getting played or playing. People fake mental problems and walk around smelling like BO. nobody knows how to use deodorant and stink the hallways up. The one vice principal looks like a leprechaun.
have you been to mifflin county school district?

- no it sounds fucked up
by i suck dick… March 30, 2022
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Lakeview School District

A very shitty school district that's full of pasty white boys who think they're funny.
Lakeview School District has the world's best comedy.
by Milky boob January 27, 2021
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