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Dingleberryologist

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.
Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
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dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.
I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.
by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008
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dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
by Joatamon December 28, 2005
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Dingle Cherry

When dried up period blood is clumped together nicely on a females vagina.
"Alright, who used my toothbrush to clean off their dingle cherrys?"

David: "Dude did you see the Bloody Mary's vagina!?"
DJ: "Yeah she had mad dingle cherries!"
by Chief G May 14, 2008
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dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.
This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.
by Sixpack Amaru July 18, 2006
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dingleberry jelly

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.
by Trey Fart April 2, 2009
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Dingleberry Winery

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.
That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.
by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010
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