dingle berry

someone who wont leave you alone, because there stuck to your ass
or someone that keeps making an ass out of themself

leave me alone dingle berry.
or
your such a dingle berry

by brian calabro May 5, 2006

dingle berry

the crusty poo balls attached to ur bum ass hairs.

would u like a dingle berry?

by Devon the creator September 23, 2018

dingle berry

A brown stained toilet paper ball hanging from an asshole hair.

While washing my ass I found a dingle berry floating in my bath water.

by Dave Of dingle berry Texas October 24, 2003

Dingle Berry

Dingle Berry is a mispronunciation of David Dimbleby’s surname. This must be a source of great embarrassment to the poor bloke when you consider the widely accepted definitions of the phrase.

Tonight's Question Time (a BBC TV programme) was introduced by David Dingle Berry.

by Captain_Kirk October 4, 2005

Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.

Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!

by nilly jean May 22, 2008

dingle berry

a big ball of shit that hangs down from your ass hair

tyler has a dingle berry

by yo yo May 13, 2005

dingle berry

the true definition of the word dingle berry lies here.
a dingle berry is the little pieces of toilet paper that are entangled in the hairs of the pubic or anal regions. usually these pieces have a brownish tint and are crusty in nature. They resemble cocoons on a spiders web. they usually hurt when trying to remove because they require pulling out the hair they are stuck to straight from the follicle.

Man, I was so pumped!!!!!
You know that hot girl I met at the bar, well we went to do a 69 but as I moved closer to her snatch, it resembled a dingle berry patch!!!!!!!!!!!

by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007