ya like dick and balls?

ya like dick and balls? maybe cock too?

Callmecarson: ya like dick and balls?
Ninja Tyler Blevins: nah, only balls
jschlatt: *is proud*

by slasi October 27, 2020

You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

hey ninja ya like dick and balls

hey ninja ya like dick and balls

hey ninja ya like dick and balls

by Willhasamassivethrobbingcock June 25, 2023

no dick and no balls and probably no butthole cuz this guy feeds off of radiation

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by eghwxdbvswxvfcbyug January 31, 2022

Balls and Dick

It's a play on word for "Ball and Chain"

Mia: Are u sure you can stay for another drink

Dani: Can't. Gotta get home and make dinner for the ol' balls and dick.

by Dani_rocstar101 July 29, 2011

Balls and dick

Dick and balls

I love balls and dick in my big boy mouth

by balls and dic kk August 23, 2020