DNAyonnaise

A thick creamy condiment secreted from the male glands, often enjoyed tossed into salads, drizzled onto tacos, spread on clams or sometimes a filling for a savoury donut. notably high in cholesterol and genetic information.

I would happily let you bust a load of hot DNAyonnaise into my beef burger, anything but ranch.

by ChairSniffer1000 October 4, 2025