Desperado

When an unattractive female constantly demeans herself because she is beyond desperate for attention. AKA Amanda L

Don't be a desperado like Amanda L

Desperado by PandaJer August 6, 2020

Desperado

It and people who hide in the bushes just so be relevant!

Desperado: Sitting in a car with lights off and on. Hiding in the bushes. Staying connected through their cell so they know when we are about to leave. Concern how many times a day we go to the bathroom.

Desperado by Whatever you say means fuckall September 17, 2020

Desperado

A person whom mostly was forced by circumstances to be a rebel, outsider, loner, etc. because of sheer outstanding indifference’s and not by (limited to) internal influences.

i.e. he became a desperado after coming home to his village and finding everyone there has been up-ducted by ufos etc.

Not because of selfishness, self-pity i.e. low self worth, victim mindsets, lack mentality etc.

Desperado by Nomonslo September 24, 2021

Desperado

The act or condition of giving oneself a dirty sanchez

Feeling lonely and aroused, Amelia had no choice but to give herself a desperado

Desperado by Despo9000 April 5, 2024

desperado mustache 

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

desperado mustache by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

Desperado's Wager by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

Desperado Attempt 

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.

Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!

Desperado Attempt by FWL January 14, 2008