Desperado: Sitting in a car with lights off and on. Hiding in the bushes. Staying connected through their cell so they know when we are about to leave. Concern how many times a day we go to the bathroom.
A person whom mostly was forced by circumstances to be a rebel, outsider, loner, etc. because of sheer outstanding indifference’s and not by (limited to) internal influences.
i.e. he became a desperado after coming home to his village and finding everyone there has been up-ducted by ufos etc.
Not because of selfishness, self-pity i.e. low self worth, victim mindsets, lack mentality etc.
a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!