Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
by Boontonto December 28, 2005
Get the elongated, fat penis mug.Tom DeLonge, born on December 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. He grew up in Poway, CA. Tom believes strongly in aliens--very strongly--and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. He believes he was abducted and anally probed .. on purpose. His stage nickname is "Hott Pants." He's married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, Jen Jenkins and they have a daughter named Ava. He married Jen on May 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. He currently lives in Encinitis, CA. He was introduced to his best friend, Mark Hoppus, by Mark's sister Anne who wrote the book, "Tales From Beneath Your Mom," about her brother's band. Tom costarred in the movies The Urethra Chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus, in American Pie. In high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. He was forced to go to Rancho Bernardo High. He was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school's officials greatly. The song "Dick Lips" was written about this event. Blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to "spend more time with their families", but Box Car Racer broke up one year after their first album "Box Car Racer" because Travis and Tom were both in the band and Mark felt alienated. Tom didn't want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. It has since then been put back up and the Angels and Airwaves first CD is expected out soon. A blink's greatest hits album is also expected out soon. Blink was the original name of blink-182 because Tom likes short verbs. But, they were sued by an Irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the "182" it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. Blink's produced the following CDs: Flyswatter, Buddha, Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and blink-182/self-titled/untitled. Aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, Tom is the sexiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. I have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course ... that's why i know this much by heart!!) and I will always love him.
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Get the elongated muskrat mug.His birth name Thomas Matthew. Born December 13, 1975. He is the guitarist and one of the two lead vocalists for the pop punk band Blink 182. Bands he's associated with are AVA (Angels and Airwaves) Blink 182 (Currently making music), and Box Car Racer. Before being a musician he wanted to be a firefighter. His parents divorced when he was eighteen. DeLonge was kicked out of High School during his junior year (1991) after being caught drunk at a school basketball game. But DeLonge graduated from high school in 1993. Tom Delonge is a handsome man and a Idol.
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by Donald Bokachika August 13, 2010
Get the Dibble Dice Delegates mug.Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is a talented music artist who is in a punk rock band called Blink-182. He is also known for being in other bands such as Angels & Airwaves and Car Box Racer. Famous songs by Blink-182 are ones such as What's My Age Again and All The Small Things.
He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.
Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.
He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.
Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.
He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
Friend: "Have you heard Blink-182's new song, Wishing well?!
Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"
Friend: "Your so gay!"
Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"
Friend: "Your so gay!"
Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
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