Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

death by sexy

a. packing one's funholes full of fantastic until they sexplode

or

b. sophomore album by Eagles of Death Metal, a side project of Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme and childhood friend Jesse "the devil" Hughes.

"Man, did you pick up that copy of death by sexy?"
"Yeah, dude, my sister got so excited listening to it she sexploded."

"Hey, baby, you in the mood for a little death by sexy?"

by spandettta July 29, 2007

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

death by ooga booga

When caught doing something bad by natives and asked ooga boobga or death. Basically native ass rape

"You have destroyed our land, ooga booga or death?"

Dude 1: i dont want death so ooga booga"
Dude2: well i dont want to be ass raped so i guess death"
Natives: "okay death by ooga booga"

by SallyShit6969 March 4, 2014

death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.

Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.

by Bon38 October 2, 2011

Death By PowerPoint 2007

The shocking over use of the new "3D" and Smart-Art features in PowerPoint 2007 to make a dull presentation look 'great'. Although the author might love it, the audience will have hurty eyes from all the ugly shiny effects and bright colors.

Joe: I had to go watch the new presentation on health and safety today

Bob: How was it?

Joe: OMG, it was Death by PowerPoint 2007. It had so much Smart-Art in it that I needed to put my shades on.

by pete8314 February 17, 2009

Death by Ugly

A girl who you first spot from behind. She has beautiful hair down her back, nice tight jeans and a fantastic ass, along with a sexy walk. You get hard just watching her walk down the street. You change direction just so you can follow her. You are thinking of the wonderful things you are going to do to her in bed.

Then you catch up to her or she turns around, only to reveal that she is a man, or incredibly ugly woman. The blood that had engorged your penis is now forced back into your system by your penis retracting into you body at light speed. This wave of high pressure blood, driven backwards through your system blows a hole in your heart and you drop dead on the spot.

It's not so much that she is ugly, it's that she is so incredibly sexy and arousing from behind, then the shock. Imagine a wiener on the grill fully cooked and hot, then dropped into a vat of dry ice.

Did you hear what happened to John? Yeah Death by Ugly. By grandma Marie, I tried to warn him, but he wouldn't listen.

I'll miss that horny bastard, the funny thing is, he's fucked uglier girls, it was just the shock.

by john_tartar January 26, 2010