day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

bag of day old dicks

1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.

2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.

That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.

Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.

by Gene the fiend July 3, 2008

day-old refries

looks terrible,awful ,exhausted

He looked like day-old refries.

by Renewer February 11, 2018

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007

day old dick

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex

My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!

by Samuel T April 30, 2008

day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.

Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!

by Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Herman August 22, 2011