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Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower
Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
by noey November 29, 2013
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Dayturnal

The word retards use who don't know that there is already a word for daytime activity called "diurnal".
NumTung uses the word "dayturnal" because he's heard of "nocturnal" but never "diurnal." What a chump.
by punchy100 July 6, 2011
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Skeeter Dactyl

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class
"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"
by FireGenesis November 1, 2018
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Dacumos

The most amazing Philippine family you would ever meet. Found in California and in the Philippines as well as all over America, you should feel privileged to have run into a Dacumos.
That Dacumos family was so hospitable and extremely kind!
by MsheaK December 4, 2010
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Dayturnal

A completely retarded way of saying diurnal; the opposite of nocturnal.
Karah is dayturnal because she sleeps until four in the morning, is awake all day and passes out at 8:00

Oh, you mean she's diurnal?
by leggy_blonde July 6, 2011
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Dactyl Backjack

Performing the ol' reach around on yourself, an advanced masturbation technique. Word origins can be traced to dudefuckinghellyeah (DFHY) at burning man 2009.
The stranger is getting old, I think today I'll change things up and pull a dactyl backjack when I'm wanking.
by 1009 September 19, 2009
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datura

A drug that should not be done, unless you are ready to step one foot into a grave, and risk not returning.
"Pass me the rest of the Datura seeds, I'm throwing them out the window so noone else wakes up three days later in the hospital with no recollection."
by Diego July 4, 2003
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