Bash one's Dachshund

To wank

A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.

Bash one's Dachshund

by Jackjanosky February 3, 2023

long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.

roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.

by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021

Rolo The Dachshund

What does it mean to be a dachshund called Rolo, I hear you ask? It means that they're an ankle biting maniac! If you try to bathe this creature, they will emit a screeching tone via howling. This creature is known for rolling in the mud and trying to eat inedible things, as well as having a love for the show "Adventure Time" !!

Watch out! Rolo The Dachshund is fiending for some ankles..

by fredrickjupiter April 9, 2025