Cup Cake

When a mans testicles are smashed during a sport, while wearing a crappy quality athletic cup.

"Whats the problem doc?"

"Well son, it seems you've gotten a cup cake."

by J4yR4d April 26, 2010

Cup Cake

Fuck all the other definitions this is the real cup cake; Fartin In to a 'Cupped' Hand and whilst the 'Arse Breath' Is Still in the hand, Letting the gas go in someones face!!

'Oh, You Little Bastard You Just Fuckin Cup Caked Me! Im Gonna Beat The Shit Out Of You!!!'

by Ben Norman June 13, 2006

Cup caking

When a guy is with a girl and can't answer his phone.

Don't bother calling him, he's off cup caking.

by Golightlee June 05, 2014

Cup-Cake

rubbing ones ass (either covered by clothes or uncovered) onto an unfortunate persons face

"Last night when your mum was sleeping I totally Cup-caked on her!"

"Even when I told Tim STFU he kept talking, so I Cup-caked him"

by mushwizz June 22, 2009

Cup Cake

Riding on the back ("bitch") of a scooter.

I took her home on my scooter, She rode cup cake.

by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 18, 2007

cup-caking

When a midget eats out a woman, especially a porn star. It is called cup caking because actual cup cakes are small cakes, and cup caking is a small person having a sweet snack.

Midget:Wow, who ever came up with cup-caking is a genius

A really hot girl into midgets:you're tellin me...

by C. Hollywood November 12, 2006

cup caking

To touch your self. A.k.a special time, alone time, smacking the meat, and touching your doodle. In order to make a white paste, like icing come out of your penis.

Bill was cup caking in his room, when betty crocker walked in and sued him for copy right infringement.

by Dan the man 84792 March 03, 2008