Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

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cuntinental divide

noun
the little bit of skin in between a woman's pussy and asshole.

If a girl is getting DPed, the dicks might cover all sight of the cuntinental divide.

by LAKSHFLASKFHA;GDK November 29, 2004

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Cuntinental Slope

The sloping region between the outer most point of an obese women's belly and her vagina. A cuntinental slope typically consists of folds, unwanted hair, dirt, silts, and always best left unseen.

With her gunt tucked into her 2 sizes-too-small jeans, her cuntinental slope was on full display for everyone to see.

by Mennen2 April 08, 2011

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