Cum rag

Another name for Conrad.

Shut the fuck up cum rag!

by Master_Wrestler69 January 03, 2020

Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

wet anal cum rag

A wet anal cum rag is an insult to your friend who moans 24/7

Michael you're suck a wet anal cum rag!

by Cocksuckinganallicker April 23, 2021

fag bag cum rag

a faggot that is used as a cum rag

damn shes a fag bag cum rag

by Mudog69 April 12, 2021

Cum rag

A girl thats been ejaculated in a lot aka A HOE

”Yea I got 13 bodies and all of them came in me”
“ YEA YOU A CUM RAG ASS HOE”

by WHATTHEHELL🔥🔥🔥 March 11, 2023

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025