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Criss Cross Kiss Up

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Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!
by FacePalmLove June 14, 2010
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Criss-cross applesauce

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When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.
David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck
by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019
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criss cross tomato

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A graffiti-ridden black chevy truck that was parked in the ghetto.
It looks like they wrote criss cross tomato. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
by xoxoblondee July 7, 2010
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When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017
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Criss cross apple cock

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This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick May 10, 2018
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Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

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While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.
by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020
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Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

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When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?
by Truxtin May 2, 2024
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