Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

by babymamadrama June 13, 2014

The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011

Crazy Horse

Best bar in Singapore, full of top quality Eye Candy, all desprate to let you play with them.

Mr B is drinking in the Crazy Horce again ..........

by BigDipper November 6, 2003

crazy horse

the most badass fighter on the street and in the ring, always hyped up and looks like he is on drugs

aka Charles Bennett

"Crazy horse is one of the most exciting and most ruthless fighter to watch"

by thejab July 15, 2008

crazy host mom

Mom who throws their son a party so she can hook up with his friends

Vances mom is such a crazy host mom she hooked up with all of his friends

by Vance December 14, 2014

Crazy Horse, Paris, France

Crazy Horse (Pn) Burlesque and cabaret club in the Pigal arrondisement of Paris.

also,

A Crazy Horse running through the streets of Paris, looking for a friend. As coined by French pop band Stereototal

hark ! crazy crazy horse in paris france !

by ash+liz April 30, 2005

Crazy Horse

The "token" individual or "black sheep" in a clique. ie: the token black guy.

Can you spot the crazy horse in that group?

by tAMmi June 24, 2004