Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 18, 2007