crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

crock-puss by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

CrackPuss 

A word to describe a female stimulating her clitoris with a crack pipe.

Jack: "Babe, where is the vibrator?"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"

CrackPuss by shapekingFU October 8, 2016

CrackPuss 

Means that your a stoopid cracked out skunthole

You’re a crackpuss ms

CrackPuss by Trippy Starz(saucey) May 18, 2019