couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...

Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...

by blthrskt April 26, 2009

Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

couched

Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.

by LadyLove December 29, 2007

couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.

Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.

by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018