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Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)
Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.
by smmmg June 17, 2016
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Cool Story Hansel

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Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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Cool story, bro!

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A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!

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Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!
by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010
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cool story sis

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Identical to cool story bro, but said to a female.
Girl: (long winded tale about how her boyfriend cheated on her)

Guy: cool story sis
by waldo027 February 5, 2010
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tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!
by IDGAFBRO May 3, 2011
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a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 12, 2011
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Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.
Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"
by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011
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