Cool story, bro!

A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.

-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!

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Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!

by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010

cool story sis

Identical to cool story bro, but said to a female.

Girl: (long winded tale about how her boyfriend cheated on her)

Guy: cool story sis

by waldo027 February 5, 2010

cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling

Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.

by rek-cram February 25, 2011

Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

Cool Story, Bro

A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."

Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.

Cool story, bro.

by omggirl456 June 15, 2011

cool story hoe

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

cool story bro

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011