strip confetti

The often explicit cards for hookers, escorts, strippers etc. that are handed out by vegas crickets on the Las Vegas strip. They get dropped on the street in large quantities producing litter like confetti.

Notice how every kid on Las Vegas boulevard walks along looking down? They're staring at the strip confetti. Probably the first pictures of naked women they've ever seen.

by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

Man Confetti

Cum

Cristian man confettied his pants on a wet dream

by man confetti June 20, 2020

champagne confetti

cum coming out of a penis like a confetti cannon :)

“you wont regret me, champagne confetti”

3D - Jungkook ft Jack Harlow

by itzmeemzy05 September 29, 2023

Dick confetti

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

by Puntilla August 27, 2017

Cunt confetti

Flakes of dried girl goo, toilet paper lint and/ or ball butter

Check for cunt confetti before you eat her out she gets around bro.

by Mistermilk5 August 24, 2020

Confetty Wap

During a blow job, throw confetti in the air while screaming "1738" then proceed to cum in the eye of the person giving the blow job, leaving them temporarily blind in one eye. After all is said and done yell "yeah baby"

Did you just confetty wap me? Fuck yeah I did, Swaaaa

by LouHawn September 14, 2015

anal confetti

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004