Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

by djjazzyj July 23, 2009

Colorado School of Mines

A place where everyone socializes through homework and studying, most of the time without girls.

I go to the Colorado School of Mines.

by minesguy December 7, 2009

Falcon, Colorado

The most boring place to live.

Falcon, Colorado doesn't even have a Taco Bell. Only place to hang out is Walmart.

by Rainlover July 27, 2012

Colorguard

The only activity where your proffesor can legaly yell at the top of his/her lungs: "WORK THE POLE!!!!"

While marching and spinning the colorguard hears a faint voice above the marching band:

WORK THE POLE LADIES!!

by maplebar December 11, 2010

colorado snow plow

When a chick won't let you cum on her face, so you cum in your hand and smack her with it.

colorado snow plow...blam!

by Boddhi January 21, 2009

Greeley Colorado

Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!

I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven

by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011

colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.

I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better

by negrisnog December 20, 2019