Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"
by Paul root August 10, 2025
Get the Colchester Cuntmug. A city in Essex which is bursting with disappointment, dissatisfaction and anything else you can think of starting with “D”
“Hey, I was thinking.. do you wanna pop into Colchester this evening. Grab a pint and that”
“No, go fuck yourself”
“No, go fuck yourself”
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
Get the Colchestermug. The Colchester caboodle is a regional dish consisting of fried or stewed mushrooms in an indistinguishable greyish goop. It is commonly served at weddings as a vegetarian option in order to punish vegetarians for their life choices.
Though unconfirmed, the dish is believed to date back to the early medieval period and to have been used in an attempt to deter Norse raiding parties, hence the alternative name 'Saxon sludge'
Though unconfirmed, the dish is believed to date back to the early medieval period and to have been used in an attempt to deter Norse raiding parties, hence the alternative name 'Saxon sludge'
by Lexic 'o' Grapher November 1, 2022
Get the Colchester caboodlemug. by Officalbingle October 9, 2022
Get the The best in colchestermug. living hell plus miller is the biggest fag i know his goofy ass walks down the halls like he owns the goddamned school but hes only a vice principle
by mypeck3erisosmall not evengodc January 13, 2018
Get the south colchester academymug.