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coconuts

Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.
All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.
by The Mexican May 13, 2005
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Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.
"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!
by NK-1 April 20, 2007
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coconuts

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004
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Perky Coconuts Island

Perky Coconuts Island is the Island the the bushmurrys bushmurry live on. It has 4 islands in the shape of circles touching eachother. It is surrounded by beautiful beach. On these Islands you will find gorgi huts and palm trees and beautiful people. BUT however in the middle of the islands in an ugly wasteland where people called the NATIVES live they live in fig trees and have no lifes. COME TO PERKY COCONUTS ISLAND WHERE THE SURF IS GREAT AND THE GIRLS R PRETTY(KELSI IS)
Native: ur hot where do u live?
Kelsi: perky coconuts island of course
Courtz: R u and native or a bushmurry
Native: Native
Courtz kat and kelsi: pooh go back to your wasteland! no interbreding with natives
Native: Damn i liked the look of that blonde one
Kelsi: Who me?
Native: yes you!
by Courtney May 21, 2004
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Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.
by xWolfiex August 23, 2011
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Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010
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Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.
Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!
by Sugilite April 5, 2010
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